#couture poppers

[sugar-plum-writer]

"Jujutsu Lover~ OTOME GAME"

System: 002 [Part - 01]

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System Administrator!Gojo Satoru

Love interest for Player- 3%

[Be aware not to cross above 100% for your safety~] Best of Luck!

[Player Death Rate- 80%]

Difficulty- SSR**

[Failing to clear will result in immediate death!]

Warnings/Tags?

[Slight!Violence; A System Administrator!Gojo Satoru x Fem!Otome Game Player Reader; Isekai]

Route Name?

[Do you love me Mr. Gojo?]

Good Luck player Y/n

The situation you were in now was unexpected, sure you might have hallucinated about it but hallucinations do not come to life correct? correct. If so was the case why are you stuck in this situation?

"Yo~ Y/n welcome to the afterlife!!!" pulling you by the wrist the man smirked smugly

"Congratulations on living the dream everyone has wanted to live, applause please!!!!" he clapped his hands loudly, setting off a party popper wearing a birthday hat

The man was a giant, 190 cm tall, with broad shoulders, white hair, and his eyes a blue embodying the entire sky- Looking into them felt like a freefall through an endless vast expanse of never ending Azure.

"W…Wait what!? I am dead…like dead dead? or a demon is trying to take possession of me?" confused you looked at him a bit freaked out at the situation

"Ah… possession well that's a first I have heard as a system administrator, oh well it's interesting" Smirking he offered you a party hat too

You looked at the party hat, then looked at him doubting and wondering if he was serious, as silence filled the heaven-like white room, with no beginning or end a span of endless white

"......."

"Ah you are no fun~" With a pout he threw the party hat away

"Believe it or not you are dead its not a dream, this is 100% real, you died in a car crash, a drunk driver slammed into you"

"So…I am dead?" you felt a pang in your chest, sweat dripped down your neck as the heart pumped itself to oblivion

"Yes, you are dead" The playful demeanor was gone as he looked at you, the gold threads embroidered into the royal blue and white suit glistened- something straight out of a French couture. The print was abstract-outwardly but fit him perfectly as if it was made for him.

"I…Is there no way to go back?"

"Hmmm…Well, you are going to be a player to test out the new world" sneering he leaned in, "If you win and survive, you can go back to your world"

"Really!? What do I need to do?"

"Well first of all~ you will need to make one of the characters fall in love with you, clear the route, and get a happily ever after, it's like a dating sim!" with a snap of his fingers a hologram appeared in front of you of a game like system

The Hologram had all kinds of stats missions, routes, shop, etc as you clicked around seeing different options

"And winning is assured because- I yours truly Mr. Gojo Satoru will accompany you through this! see!" he pointed at a small chibi icon of him in the corner of the hologram smirking.

"I see…but how are you so sure about winning? It's not like you are a god" you looked at him and chuckled finding it funny.

Without batting an eyes he gazed at you, looking into the depts of your soul every nook and cranny, and stated the obvious calmly as if it was obvious beyond doubt. For a moment he looked like a man above all, as if the world was nothing- not even worthy enough to be under his feet for it could never bear his divinity

"Darling", He chuckled , "Why would I need to be a God when my existence is higher than any position a God could want? As, throughout heavens and Earth, I alone am the honored one"

[System message!]

"Player Y/n do you wish to change route to other characters of jjk?"

Yes/ No

Link to my Masterlist

[If you wanna be tagged for other parts ect! comment below I will tag you~ and heart the post to let me know if you want more~]

@hinakazino it's out! Sorry for the late tag love ❤

@nissatamz it's out!!!

[blowflyfag]

dude. please please talk about your favorite tag teams on here. any memorable/unexpected pairings?

You know my favorite tag team Bozo!

The rockers! They’re rockin and rollin struttin and strolling movin and groovin slammin and jammin! They’re so in sync with one another it’s crazy! They always have a good match no matter what! When either of them get into the ring they’re ready to give it their all and by god do they!!! They’re also the cutest everrrr and my boy crushes. Also???? How they leave the ring hello???? I wanna do poppers with them.

Kane and X-Pac are also an incredible Tag Team that I think about all the time. The mix of pure unbridled force and aggression and unstoppable energy and a need to win. Also they’re ADHD x Autism to me. Sofkdkskdjdk ALSO THE STORY STUFF RHEY DO??? KANE FIRST SPEAKING BECAUSE OF X-PAC??? INCREDIBLE

ALSO!!! I think Pit bull 1 and 2 are incredible. I love watching their matches cause THEY TERRIFY ME. They’re so scary and fucking scary.

Also to rep a local league I LOVE THE PRODUCTION AND THE RUNWAY. Enjoy wrestling had incredible Tag teams. Ziggy Haim and Derek Dillenger are incredible heels and such a power force together and the Runway with Calvin Couture and Tyler Klein??? They’re always incredible.

[the-almighty-gob-john-langley]

So, What Numpties Deserve To Be Disembowelled With A Metaphorical Pitchfork Today Then?

From John Langley Bristol, author of 'The Sexual Philanthropist' available on Amazon/Kindle.

I never cease to be amazed by the fact I manage to retain a good sense of humour when most in this world seem to be losing, or have already lost the plot, or, are still rummaging to find a plot to lose in the first place for reasons yet unbeknown to them.

You see, up until about five minutes ago, I had no idea that the UK government website had an entire section devoted to acronyms. Trust me, it's true, and you too can refer to this via something entitled 'Style guide - A to Z - Guidance.' I rather like the term 'Style Guide' as if it's somehow couture in presentation and of such meaningless drivel I can imagine John Cleese being behind naming it such as a piss-take on the establishment that some idiot in government took seriously and adopted. Unlike the 'Ministry of Silly Walks' which, much to my continued disappointment, should have been made mandatory, and Boris the latest star turn.

Ah well. As far as acronyms go, I'm totally convinced that there is someone in the bowels of Whitehall who never sees the light of day and is fed and watered through a hatch in the door, and kept there for the sole purpose of inventing acronyms to suit whatever purpose is required of him - because it has to be a mad professorial type who looks like Gandalf on amphetamines and has an entire library of dictionaries from around the world at his fingertips from which to access the correct acronym for all occasions.

Today I woke up to news of the latest one, NEET. As in 'Not in Education, Employment, or Training. Perhaps it simply involves far too many letters, but as hard as I search the government website I'm surprised to find no reference at all to an acronym for B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T - yet. However, I live in hope.

Anyway, we have NEET but no TIDY. So, NEET it is then, for now. So, who exactly are these deemed not to be in education, employment, and training? Apparently, those who were so freaked out by the pandemic that they no longer want to attend school, or engage in any activity that involves leaving the security of their own home - such as for employment, and who seemingly spend their time engaging in activities such as TikTok and popping copious amounts of antidepressants that, by all accounts, have seen a huge rise in uptake that according to the 'National Institute for Cost Effectiveness', aka NICE, created a whole new generation of pill-poppers in the eleven to seventeen-year-old age group. Mind you, this report does date back to 2022, and I cannot imagine things getting any better since then. Meanwhile, the shareholders of the big pharma companies are rubbing their hands in glee from a whole new generation of addicts helping along their even healthier dividends and a few extra boxes of Montecristo Number One to enjoy while celebrating the extra dosh pouring into their already bulging bank accounts. Excellent work!

Not that I would ever wish to cast aspersions on the post-millennial generation, and neither would I be in any way cynical either, because if you've been reading my blog posts for any serious length of time you would fully recognise that such things are beyond me. However, I have to say that the mollycoddled progeny so enjoyably wrapped in the finest cotton wool available to humankind by parents who see their little darlings as 'friends' rather than offspring haven't exactly helped toward creating a generation of robust x, y's, and z's.

[fashioneditswebsite]

Peta protester storms Fendi catwalk at Milan Fashion Week

"PETA Activist Disrupts Fendi Fashion Show in Milan" Luxury Italian label Fendi has kicked off the first day of fashion in Milan. Fendi is the latest fashion house to have its runway show invaded by an activist. A Peta protester stormed the autumn/winter 2024 catwalk at Milan Fashion Week holding a sign saying: 'Animals are not clothing' with 'Turn your back on animal skin' written on their back. Peta shared a video on Instagram. The caption read: "Animals feel pain and fear. They don't want to die for fashion." Furthermore, it's worth noting that Fendi, which was founded in 1925 as a fur and leather shop in Rome, continues to incorporate fur into many of its collections. Peta has been targeting some of the biggest shows of fashion month – at the recent Coach presentation at New York Fashion Week, a protester walked onto the runway holding a sign saying: 'COACH: Let Cows Live.' As a result of this significant move, other prominent fashion cities such as Paris, Milan, and New York, are expected to follow suit and ban fur in the near future. At the Fendi show, security swiftly removed the protester off the catwalk, and the show went on largely uninterrupted. Fendi started a jam-packed Milan Fashion Week schedule, showing an understated yet highly luxurious collection. The model's opening look sets the tone. She wears a chic black coat and leather boots. She holds a beige baguette bag. Impeccable tailoring ran throughout the collection, with experimentation seen in the innovative ways creative director Kim Jones played with knitwear. Knits were deconstructed and worn differently. Jumpers stuck to the front and back of the model's top. Models wore loose bodysuits with hanging poppers, adding to the surreal hints in the collection. Moreover, while the collection was visually appealing, it is worth noting that it lacked any significant challenge. The wardrobe was for the rich, with block color outfits and occasional classic art motifs. Accessories typically stood out. Delfina Delettrez Fendi, the fourth generation in the Fendi fashion empire, was responsible for the jewelry, with models wearing chunky necklaces and geometric earrings. The collection featured leather riding-style boots. A yellow thigh-high pair added a pop of color. In addition to showcasing its latest fashion collection, Fendi also made a strong case for the season's hairstyle. Models wore luxe tops with hoods and slicked-back hair styled into low buns, easy to replicate. Jones, the designer, accepted applause. He wore jeans, a cap, and a bomber jacket. Fendi has had a big week. Back To Black star Marisa Abela wore a black silk gown by the brand for the recent Baftas. Furthermore, it's worth noting that Anya Taylor-Joy, the talented actor, caught everyone's attention as she arrived at the British Vogue afterparty. She was wearing a stunning silver crop top and champagne pencil skirt from Fendi Couture. By Prudence Wade, PA Read the full article

[roseclothes]

Fendi FW23

From Luke Leitch's review for Vogue

Jones worked to combine four finely-observed elements in order to fashion a collection that felt both inherently Fendi and simultaneously fresh. The first stemmed from his own instinct to incorporate menswear fabrics and shapes into the vocabulary of sophisticatedly feminine dressing. This translated into bias-cut pants [...] and backless waistcoats with added, open-shoulder sleeves, mac-shaped jackets, and double collared jacketing.

Sprinkled across and within this was the second element, drawn from Jones’s desire to create a conversation between this collection and his couture output for the house. Thus two menswear-style mackintoshes came lined with pale yellow sequins, a detail whose fabrication was adapted from the atelier. Other couture-origin details included the pressed lingerie applied to cotton shirting or worn as a midlayer. The closing capes on draped satin dresses were another haute note.

The third ingredient was the baseline: Jones said he had been closely observing Delfina Delettrez Fendi’s personal style within the broader quest for the fundamentally Fendi. “She wears this really interesting combination of brown and pale blue,” he observed. Her daughter was not at the chat, but Silvia suggested that Delfina’s Jones-observed code was linked to her Roman school uniform. This was also echoed in the multi-length pleated kilts worn over those menswear fabric pants and in black satin suiting. The wickedly high, sometimes two-piece, clear heeled boots, were also apparently Delfina-derived.

The triple-yarned, ribbed knits that impressed graphic blocks of color on a clinging, popper-secured silhouette were drawn from Karl Lagerfeld’s fall 1996 collection for the house. Said Jones: “It’s about real dressing: that Italian sophisticated woman who you know, that becomes global.”

[couturepoppers]

he’s handsome AND nice!

[ohyeahpop]

Twiggy wearing a red sleeveless cocktail dress, ph. by Paul Popper, 1967

[zelda-ffitzgerald]

You’re actually super close, Zelda, but I’ve heard it’s couture fidget poppers in the shape of Jughead’s hat for Ali’s dress. Jimmy really wanted Cole to feel supported on the red carpet with a comfort symbol.

🤣🤣🤣

[perfumerybarcelona]

THE PERFUMERY tiene el gran placer de presentar la marca italiana XSE, EXTRAIT DE PERVERSION de FILIPPO SORCINELLI. Filippo Sorcinelli es un artista italiano excepcional. A los 13 años, se convirtió en organista de las catedrales de Fano, Rimini y San Benedetto del Tronto.   En 2001, Filippo fundó un taller de alta costura para el clero de la iglesia y, entre sus clientes, están los papas Benedicto XVI y Francisco. Ahora, Filippo ha lanzado una nueva línea de perfumes inspirados en el "transgredi" (latín): perderse en el silencio de la intimidad y ser capaz de mirar más allá de los límites de lo permisible o lícito. XSE, EXTRAIT DE PERVERSION se compone de cuatro perfumes extremadamente provocativos desde el punto de vista erótico: Popper-pop, Cyber-sex, Slightly-Bitch y Cruising-area. Sólo para adultos.  ------------------------------------------------ THE PERFUMERY has the great pleasure to present the Italian brand  XSE, EXTRAIT DE PERVERSION by  FILIPPO SORCINELLI. Filippo Sorcinelli is an exceptional Italian artist. At 13, he became organist in the cathedrals of Fano, Rimini and San Benedetto del Tronto.   In 2001, Filippo founded a high-end couture workshop for the church's clergy and, among its customers, are the popes Benedict XVI and Francis. Now, Filippo has launched a new line of perfumes inspired in “transgredi” (Latin)-  losing oneself in the silence of one's intimacy and being able to look beyond the limits of what is permissible or lawful. XSE, EXTRAIT DE PERVERSION is made up of four extremely erotically provocative perfumes: Popper-pop, Cyber-sex, Slightly-Bitch and  Cruising-area. Only for adults.  (en The Perfumery Barcelona) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cab-F8aAqXH/?utm_medium=tumblr

[psychi-artist]

Vintage Dior 

(left to right)

Dress, 1957

Chiffon and net. Label reads: Christian Dior, Paris, Printemps - Été 1957 Made in France

This ice blue chiffon evening dress features a strapless boned bodice with pleat detail. It fastens at the back with a series of hooks and eyes and poppers. The bodice is delicately embellished with fine embroidery and beads in the form of birds and foliage. The skirt consists of three layers of chiffon as well as a net underskirt with a stiffened hem to add weight. The overskirt is exquisitely embellished with an embroidery and beaded pastoral scene including shepherds, sheep and romantic couples dancing. Haute couture is a handicraft industry and the House of Dior, as well as employing a number of ‘petites mains’ (seamstresses) also had a team of skilled artisans specialising in fine lace wok, feathers, trims, beading, embroidery and ribbon-making. 

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Dress, 1958

Ribbed satin. Label reads: Christian Dior, Paris, Printemps-Été 1958, Made in France

This dress has a sleeveless fitted bodice and a full skirt with box pleating. A Series of large bows decorate the centre front. Christian Dior died in October 1957 and a young Yves St Laurent became the head  Maison Dior, charged with bringing the house from the past to the future. In January 1958, St Laurent launched the ‘Trapeze’ line, a wedge shaped silhouette which fell from narrow shoulders into a wide hemline. It was greeted with rapture confirming the continuation of the Dior tradition. 

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Dress, 1954

Cotton. Label reads: Christian Dior, Paris Printemps - Été 1954, Made in France

This cream strapless dress features a boned, lined bodice with inner fastenings and attached underskirt. The inner dress has a back zip fastening with additional hooks and eyes. The heavy overskirt also has a zip, hook and eyes back fastening. The garment is embellished with satin covered beads and a decorative embroiled trim. Dior moulded dresses to the curves of a woman’s body using a complicated internal structure to create an “ephemeral architecture dedicated to the beauty of the female body”, as he put it. Christian Dior’s Spring 1954 collection was called’Le Muguet’ (Lily of the Valley) featuring dresses that were in Dior’s words, ‘Young, supple and simple like the flowers which incarnates it.’ 

[carolightpenvenys]

DON’T TELL THE BRIDE

My entry for @fuckyeahdwightcaroline‘s writer’s choice day... Enjoy and leave feedback x

Shoutout to @dismiss-your-fearsx for the inspo x

Before:

“On a scale of one to the three wheeled car you bought once because it was lonely, how bad is it?”

 Caroline winced, leaning her hand on her cheek as she leaned on the countertop of their pretty swanky apartment- not one of Dwight’s more rushed decisions.

Not that Caroline would ever let him choose an apartment without her.

“It’s pretty bad.” Dwight ran his hands through his hair, sat on the stool, staring blankly at his macbook.

Slowly he turned the macbook round so it faced Caroline and her hands, attempting to put her hair in a messy bun dropped instantly.

Dear “Dwgt ENys”

Regarding yours and “Caroline the moooost beautiful woman!!!!”’s application to Don’t Tell the Bride, we would like to tell you you have been successful! Congratulations! All contracts were signed in the terms and conditions and you can expect the camera crews at “our beautiful apartment!!” on Monday to film short profiles of you and  “Caroline the moooost beautiful woman!!!!”

Many thanks

The BBC Team

“Oh Dwight.” She breathed. “What the fuck have you done?”

The Dress:

“Do you know,” Ross sighed as they entered the wedding dress shop. “I thought I hit rock bottom in my life but never have I ever fucked up this bad.”

“Caroline is steaming.” Dwight shook his head. “I’ve got no clue what to do and she had a moodboard in the apartment. A bloody moodboard. I’ve also pissed off her family because they wanted to pay for everything.”

“Of course they did.”

“You know they tried to give BBC more than the regulated amount. Which is a little illegal.” “Excuse me.” The camera man butted in. “We can’t talk about unregulated subject matter while filming.”

“Ah yes.” Dwight grimaced. “What was the question?”

“How do you know Caroline’s perfect dress?”

Dwight gulped. “I don’t.” He smiled awkwardly. “I’m just going to have to wing it and hope for the best.”

“Just to let you know,” Ross spoke into the camera. “Caroline is not the kind of girl who would wear a dress then Dwight of all men bought on a whim.”

Dwight raised his eyebrows. “What are you saying about me? He knows no better.”

The cameraman cut the shot. “The viewers are going to love this banter. At first, I was concerned by your small number of groomsmen,”

“Just me.” Ross filled in.

“But I think,” the cameraman nodded. “You guys can carry this.”

“Thanks I guess.” Dwight furrowed his eyebrows, trying to work out if this was genuine or a pisstake. Almost as much as the pisstake of having to take his entire year’s holiday at once to plan this wedding.

They had to film the first conversation with the wedding shop assistant about seven hundred times, explaining each time that yes, this was the boutique from Caroline’s moodboard and yes, he was very inebriated with his best friend watching Don’t Tell the Bride when he signed up. And yes, she was still with him.

But to Dwight, every white dress looked the same. Normally, he shopped a little more fashionably than most men (except that “unfortunate” grey coat as Caroline named it). But that was the issue. Without Caroline whispering in his ear about bespoke embroideries, he didn’t know shit from butter.

“And what does your fiancée do for a living?” The lady asked politely and Dwight realised  he’d just resting bitch faced the camera for about an hour.

“Oh, she’s a freelance journalist for travel and fashion.” Dwight smiled. It had been a few days since he’d seen Caroline and it was abundantly clear that he couldn’t survive three weeks.

“She’s a fashion writer?” The lady placed down the dress immediately. “Right ok, this dress won’t do. Let me take you through to the high end dresses.” He knew he was heading into pricey territory and had to watch the budget but he knew Caroline would probably never speak to him again if the dress was anything less than perfect.

He saw bits and pieces floating by but with every new dress he’d see something that wasn’t right and told the cameraman, “Caroline hates frills, Caroline would die if there was beading and most of all, she’d rather die then wear a short dress. She keeps saying something about not being able to do a half loop stitch on China silk.”

“That’s from Legally Blonde.” The wedding dress lady filled her in, laughing a little.

“What can he say.” Ross shrugged. “He’s whipped.”

Just as Dwight was about to go round the bend, he saw something poking behind another hanger.

“Grab that?” He asked her.

“What?” She screwed up her face and he hoped to God she wouldn’t humiliate him on TV. “This is from last year’s collection.” But when she pulled it out. He knew.

“It’s perfect.” He breathed.

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The Hen Party:

“I wouldn’t let onto him.” Caroline sighed. “But I am so worried for this wedding.”

“Well it’s actually physically impossible for you to let on.” Demelza rolled her eyes. “You’re literally not allowed to speak to him.”

“Don’t.” She held the bridge of her nose with his fingers. “I could give him a shirt with poppers instead of buttons and he would claim to not know the difference.”

“I hate how I can imagine that.” Demelza winced a little. “Where are we meeting Verity and Elizabeth?”

“In a secret location.” Caroline was trying not to panic. “That Dwight has chosen please God tell me he hasn’t planned the most vulgar hen party in existence. I want to be in bed by midnight.”

“What are you, 100?” Demelza asked. “It’s your hen party.”

The tinted windowed car pulled up as they were forced to remove their blindfold.

“Ah. This is a classy joint. This is good, this is good.” Demelza was reassured but Caroline didn’t recognise the place, like at all so had some suspicion- it was only in her nature.

Also it really didn’t help that she had a cameraman in her face the whole time, who she smiled at politely. They appeared to want her every reaction as she whispered. “Hopefully Dwight didn’t plan this drunk.”

Overall, Caroline’s initial impression was pretty good, but you wouldn’t know that as again, they were forced to film the entrance many many times. Finally they were united with their friends on a table and were told that their afternoon cocktails were indeed bottomless, courtesy of the groom, with all expenses paid.

“Well.” Caroline smiled, drinking her rosé spritzer and holding it up for a cheers. “I know I said I was furious at Dwight about this whole thing.” She turned to face the camera for dramatic effect. “And I am.” She turned back to her friends. “But that was before I knew about the infinite wine.”

Demelza chimed in. “I think we can all agree we are getting fucked tonight ladies.”

The Stag Party

“I’m glad we went and played it simple.” Dwight said to Ross as they drunk straight whiskey in their favourite homely pub.

“Not sure the camera man is too thrilled though.” Ross indicated and yes, it appeared he was asleep in an armchair as the log fire lit the room dimly.

“Cheers.”

The Wedding:

Why was Dwight having last minute doubts about the theme of the wedding? It had to be blue right? They both looked so good in blue and-

“Dwight I think you just zoned out. Again. She’ll be here in a minute.”

“Ross please.” Dwight saw his worst enemies, Caroline’s family sat front row. “I am wishing my own death over and over.” He passively aggressively waved and mouthed hi at Uncle Ray who just raised his eyebrows.

“Fuck him.”

“Ross you can’t swear in a Church!”

They were cut off by the announcement that the bride was to enter.

Dwight wanted to say every curse word under the sun but he knew the vicar was stood right next to him and was already judging Ross.

But he didn’t think he could say any words that could summarise how he felt when he saw Caroline walk down the aisle.

He suddenly didn’t care about the awkward cameras, or awkward wedding process because all he really cared for was the woman walking towards him, with a warm smile on her face that went all the way up to her loving eyes.

Yes, Dr Dwight Enys had fucking nailed it.

Despite her fancy tastes and luxurious upbringing, Dwight could never doubt that Caroline didn’t want a ceremony that was vulgar, that’s why he’d made the crowd small and the emphasis on her big, so it really felt like her day.

“Hey.” She whispered, smirking as she stood opposite him. “You killed it with the dress. They had to redo my makeup and all.” Her mic was picking this up, so yes, the viewers would hear this.

He could barely speak, after all. When he was around her, he was tongue tied and foolish.

She took his hand and when they said their vows, it was almost as if they were connected by something more, something ethereal.

“I really didn’t take the easy road marrying you did I?” Caroline leaned into him as they left the church, confetti everywhere.

Dwight could only smile mischievously, “And now, no doubt you hate me.”

“And now no doubt I hate you.”

The photo taken after she said that still lies on their mantelpiece.

After:

It was about a year after the wedding that Dwight and Caroline, neither users of social media checked the reaction to their wedding on twitter. They’d laughed endlessly at their own episode, so much so Caroline’s sides actually split.

“Ok so someone needs to get me a dwight enys????? he knows you can’t do a half loop stitch on china silk bc ofc he does?????? #dying #perfectioninaman”

“Right caroline is like my actual queen though? I never ever watch this trash show but i am trash for this couple #sorrynotsorry”

“#carolightpenvenys”

Caroline smiled. “Carolight Penvenys? Please.”

“Let the people do what they do.” Dwight let Caroline cuddle closer to him on the bed, pulling up her pink bedsocks and fiddling slightly like she always does.

“Dwight.” Caroline bit her lip. “I want to ask you something.”

“Anything.” Dwight was more open than she expected.

She took the laptop from him and it was too late before he realised what was going on.

“Oh Caroline!” His eyes widened. “No!”

To: applications@bbc.co.uk

From: yesiamarealdoctor@gmail.com

Subject: don’t tell the bride!!!!! Applction

Dear ladies n gentleman of the bbc

My name is Dwgt ENys and I want to volunteer me and my beautiful FUTURE WIFE(!!) Caroline the moooost beautiful woman!!!! To take part in your show!!

I want to make our wedding the best thing to ever live but me and my bst friend Ross know that her family hate me and asdfgh i just am scared we will fall out

I will attach about 100 photos of Caroline on the bottom so you see how beautiful she is ad her hai is so soft

Thanks and u can find us at our beautiful apartment!! But not all the time because my lady a go getter

Thanks

Dr dwight enys (PhD)

“Oh my God.” Caroline was uncontrollably laughing and honestly, Dwight had already softened. “And to think half your patients are in love with you. Little do they know you wear odd socks and drink your tea with a frankly offensive amount of milk.”

“What are you to do with me?” Dwight looked into her eyes, teasing a little.

“I guess, I guess I am going to have to take pity and stay with you forever.”

[cherchezlafemmepardieu]

The top 40 most iconic fashion items of all time - New York Post

Levi’s 501s

Levi’s denim jacket

Nike Air Max

Polo Ralph Lauren shirts

Louis Vuitton luggage/bags

Ugg boots

Bomber jacket

Converse Chuck Taylors

Crocs

Guess jeans

Ray-Ban Wayfarers

Birkenstocks

Gucci belts

New York Yankees baseball cap

Gucci slides

Gucci loafers

Burberry trench coat

North Face fleeces

Adidas ‘popper’ joggers

Tiffany & Co. chunky heart tag necklace

Vans trainers

Louboutin shoes

Burberry tartan scarf

Jordache denim

Abercrombie & Fitch/Hollister t-shirts

Chanel tweed jacket

Chanel ‘2.55’ handbag

Rolex GMT-Master ‘Pepsi’ watch

Fendi ‘Baguette’ bag

Juicy Couture handbags

Casio G-Shock

Juicy Couture tracksuits

Patagonia t-shirts

Hunter rain boots

Mary Quant mini dress

Havaiana flip flops

Valentino ‘Rockstud’ shoes

Three-quarter-length camouflage shorts

Kickers Moccasin shoes

Von Dutch trucker caps

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Peta protester storms Fendi catwalk at Milan Fashion Week

"PETA Activist Disrupts Fendi Fashion Show in Milan" Luxury Italian label Fendi has kicked off the first day of fashion in Milan. Fendi is the latest fashion house to have its runway show invaded by an activist. A Peta protester stormed the autumn/winter 2024 catwalk at Milan Fashion Week holding a sign saying: 'Animals are not clothing' with 'Turn your back on animal skin' written on their back. Peta shared a video on Instagram. The caption read: "Animals feel pain and fear. They don't want to die for fashion." Furthermore, it's worth noting that Fendi, which was founded in 1925 as a fur and leather shop in Rome, continues to incorporate fur into many of its collections. Peta has been targeting some of the biggest shows of fashion month – at the recent Coach presentation at New York Fashion Week, a protester walked onto the runway holding a sign saying: 'COACH: Let Cows Live.' As a result of this significant move, other prominent fashion cities such as Paris, Milan, and New York, are expected to follow suit and ban fur in the near future. At the Fendi show, security swiftly removed the protester off the catwalk, and the show went on largely uninterrupted. Fendi started a jam-packed Milan Fashion Week schedule, showing an understated yet highly luxurious collection. The model's opening look sets the tone. She wears a chic black coat and leather boots. She holds a beige baguette bag. Impeccable tailoring ran throughout the collection, with experimentation seen in the innovative ways creative director Kim Jones played with knitwear. Knits were deconstructed and worn differently. Jumpers stuck to the front and back of the model's top. Models wore loose bodysuits with hanging poppers, adding to the surreal hints in the collection. Moreover, while the collection was visually appealing, it is worth noting that it lacked any significant challenge. The wardrobe was for the rich, with block color outfits and occasional classic art motifs. Accessories typically stood out. Delfina Delettrez Fendi, the fourth generation in the Fendi fashion empire, was responsible for the jewelry, with models wearing chunky necklaces and geometric earrings. The collection featured leather riding-style boots. A yellow thigh-high pair added a pop of color. In addition to showcasing its latest fashion collection, Fendi also made a strong case for the season's hairstyle. Models wore luxe tops with hoods and slicked-back hair styled into low buns, easy to replicate. Jones, the designer, accepted applause. He wore jeans, a cap, and a bomber jacket. Fendi has had a big week. Back To Black star Marisa Abela wore a black silk gown by the brand for the recent Baftas. Furthermore, it's worth noting that Anya Taylor-Joy, the talented actor, caught everyone's attention as she arrived at the British Vogue afterparty. She was wearing a stunning silver crop top and champagne pencil skirt from Fendi Couture. By Prudence Wade, PA Read the full article

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My Almost-Forty Sartorial Wishlist

It’s quite rare, these days, that an outfit will make me feel truly great. Great with no caveats. Great “but also I don’t have to worry about my dress flying up in the wind” or great but “also I don’t have to worry about my middle button popping off where my gut has stretched the fabric so much.” Great, but without the associated fashion stresses.

Because it stresses me (in a very minor way) even putting together an outfit – that’s nothing to do with having had kids, I’ve always been crap at dressing myself – and so by the time I’m actually wearing something decent, and I’ve found shoes to match that won’t kill me and a coat that’s not covered in mud, I’m truly indifferent. I’m usually just relieved to have been able to get dressed without tripping over my own legs and knocking myself out (Levis flagship store, Oxford Street, 2009) or getting my head stuck in a tight neck-hole (Ghost sample sale, Westbourne Grove, 2004) or temporarily dislocating a shoulder getting into a couture Dolce & Gabbana corset dress (Elle Magazine fashion cupboard, Mayfair, 2010).

So I’ve been taking particular notice of the times that clothes do make me feel good – properly good – and making a bit of a sartorial wishlist. Because feeling good in clothes – for me at least –  isn’t necessarily just about knowing that they flatter me or look expensive or turn me into a more sophisticated version of myself; I also gain immense pleasure from clothing that’s practical and comfy. A sexy skirt that also allows me to run for a bus without flashing my knickers, a power suit that won’t look absurd with trainers, a cashmere sweater that’s supremely warm and makes the oldest jeans look expensive again.

What I’ve realised, recently, is that what I truly want from a garment – indeed an entire outfit – is the following: comfort, elegance, intelligence. In no particular order. Actually in that order. And by intelligence I don’t mean that I want my trousers to make me look brainy: I want the cut to be clever. I’d like my dress to cinch me in and give me shape but skim over the parts I want hidden. I’d like my sleeves to add interest and my shoulders to add power – even the humble jumper should make my chest look good and shapely and not blocky or matronly.

It’s a lot to ask, but this is what I want. It’s my Nearly-Aged-Forty sartorial wishlist. (Thirty-nine next month: jeepers where did that decade go? I started A Model Recommends almost a decade ago! Hands up those who’ve been here since the beginning…) I don’t want fast fashion, I don’t want cropped things, I don’t want overpriced slips of wishy-washy fabric that only look good on the model, I don’t want anything that I can only wear once, I don’t want tight gussets or waistbands that don’t expand and I don’t want – I definitely do not want – leggings that are intended to be worn as outerwear.

That’s not to say that I’ve given up on fashion (apart from when I’m at home, which is 90% of the time): I still refuse to wear lycra as outdoor, meeting-the-public clothing and I will never see the merit in any kind of footwear that people delight in calling “ugly”, as though that’s a selling point (ignore my Crocs, I only wear those to feed the chickens – jet-washable, you see). I still want to look good, I still want to look put-together and polished, I’m just not prepared to sacrifice comfort.

Which means, I think, that my clothes have to work ten times harder. To be comfy and to still look chic – to be practical yet flattering enough that I don’t look in the mirror and want to instantly walk backwards into the wardrobe and shut the doors on myself.

And I’m really starting to see certain fashion investments pay off, ten or fifteen years later; things that I bought when It Bags cost less than a grand. The Jil Sander coat with an impeccable cut, the cashmere Burberry trench, the Belstaff Trialmaster boots, the Diane Furstenberg maxi-dress… All heart-stoppingly expensive, even then, but still going strong with over a decade’s worth of wear. The tailoring is timeless, the quality so good that everything just keeps going and going – I’ve had countless pairs of black boots from the high street that my Belstaff’s have outlasted.

Anyway, this wasn’t supposed to be a fast fashion/investments sort of post, I merely wanted to have a little update chat about things I like to wear. The brands I tend to gravitate towards – even if it is only for inspiration and fantasy shopping purposes, not for actual buying. Classic tailoring – Joseph, MaxMara, Me+Em, Stella McCartney. Statement dresses – Maje, Ganni. Everyday pieces – Hush, Me+Em, Equipment silk shirts, Paige or J Brand jeans…

This post was actually supposed to be about the dress and the jumpsuit that you can see in all of the pictures, but I got a bit waylaid once I started talking about my fashion wishlist. Both are from Me+Em, sent to wear for a series of events that I was hosting and attending and they made me feel so incredibly good about myself that I was moved to write my feelings down.

It ended up being a sort of thousand-word-long love poem about the weight of the dress’s fabric and the cut of the jumpsuit’s jib and – to be quite frank – it was embarrassing, so I expanded my subject matter to include fashion in general and here we are. My almost-forty sartorial wishlist post.

But by God the dress does have good weight. I let out an audible gasp of joy – like an orgasmic heroine in a romantic novel – as I popped closed the final popper and felt the full heft of the fabric; I could have been wearing five dresses! And there’s nothing like a label being generous with their fabric to make a dress feel a million dollars – I swept along the hotel corridor like a movie star on their way to the Oscars.

    It was extra, as they say, but it was wearable. Which seems to be one of Me + Em’s calling cards, along with pin-sharp tailoring and sport-luxe detailing. I’ve since worn this dress with a leather jacket and white trainers, with heeled black boots and a black jumper and with a huge long winter coat thrown over the top. Delightful in every which way.

You can find the AM-PM Cargo Shirt Dress online here* – I have it in Navy in a size 12, because of my large-ish hooters, but it also comes in black which is equally amazing. At £299 it’s an investment piece, but it’s a solid one: there’s no trend-following here, really, it’s just a brilliant cut, an overly-generous glut of skirt fabric and a style that can be as smart or as casual as you want to make it.

Buy the AM-PM Cargo Dress at Me+EM*

The black jumpsuit is online here* and might just become your most-worn going-out-out outfit, if going out-out for you (as for me) no longer involves an Hervé Leger bandage dress and vertiginous heels. The AM-PM Cargo Jumpsuit* makes me feel as though I’m wearing a power suit, except that I’m not. I’m comfy and I don’t feel like a dick. I feel like an Anneka Rice-Pop dipped in Prada. And that is a good thing.

Buy the AM-PM Cargo Jumpsuit at Me+Em*

So there you have two classic examples of things that would be on my almost-forty sartorial wishlist – I could throw either of these items on without a second thought and both would look fine with trainers on that all-important walk to the tube station (London) or for the cross-countryside drive + schlep on the GWR train (Somerset), higher heels stowed in bag, ready to be changed into. (I have started using those disposable hotel shower caps to keep the soles from getting my bag dirty, which means that I have finally turned into my Mum.)

What’s on your sartorial wishlist? At what age? Let’s get a little database going in the comments section: wishlist, preferred labels, things that you love/hate – I’ve just realised that pockets got missed off my original list, so I’m adding pockets now!

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Dunk reborn in style

Dunk reborn in style

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The music video for “I Want Your Fashion” is an eye-popper.

Aiming for the international spotlight, Dunk Phunkorn has gone haute couture for his new single “I Want Your Fashion” and the EP “Runway Thriller”.

Dunk reborn in style

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Organizing Your Kitchens

It is really a pleasure to cook in a kitchen that is well arranged and also has great pots as well as frying pans in the cabinets. Some individuals like to hang their pots and also frying pans from the ceiling to ensure that they could order them and go with the flow of their rapid paced kitchen area setting. There could be tiered shelfs full of garlic and create items that are utilized on a day-to-day basis. The view of an arranged kitchen area is rejuvenating and also inspires cooks to go above and beyond in providing their family members yummy treats in record time. The timing is feasible due to the fact that the chef can discover everything that is had to prepare lots of meals at one time. For the experienced cook, there could be a stationary mixer that greets them every single time they enter the kitchen. Naturally, a chef constantly wants to begin the day with an excellent cup of coffee as well as will absolutely have a coffee grinder in simple reach to grind and make in mins. Organized cooks may also have a spot in the kitchen area cabinets for a huge collection of serving spoons and mixing spoons that are best for sure tasks. Every arranged kitchen looks tidy and splatter displays might be the reason that. A great chef knows that just what stays in the frying pan does deficient into their floor and wall surfaces, and their cleaning time is cut in half by a basic display. Various other cooks favor to make use of a pot huge enough for the whole gang. A self-serve night is absolutely a memorable night for a cook that just prepares a soup that the entire household can delight in. In chillier environments, chefs prefer to utilize cooktop top grills in place of the backyard variety and obtain the same results in the convenience of their comfy cooking area. A fast steak as well as a baked potato and also salad would certainly be all that is had to trend everyone over for the evening. Once more, tidy up would certainly be a breeze and there would still be a lot of time left over for the family members to appreciate an excellent movie with each other, complete with popcorn from their haute couture popper at the end of the night. Convection Ovens Reviews House life could be extremely amusing if you understand ways to utilize your kitchen as the enjoyable website throughout the home. A smart cook can surprise their kids with cookies that are distinctly enhanced by their very own hands, on a crisp Winter morning, that they could offer to the teacher prior to the initial bell rings. These decorated work of arts will certainly add fun to the day and also the instructor will certainly be extremely appreciative of your effort. Keep your kitchen stocked with flatware, pots, griddles as well as cooking area tools that could be used in so many methods. When an entertaining project comes close to an arranged cook will certainly not even blink twice. They recognize they have what they need to do the job, and they also understand that it will certainly be done ideal whenever. The cooking area collection that you are so keen on would certainly make excellent gifts for other people in your life. With your rave review of any type of item discovered in your kitchen area, exactly how could they fail using it in their kitchen area.

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